Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts

New York’s Funniest Comedy Club Comedians

Friday, October 22, 2010 at Paradise Stream Resort

With MC Host Steve Marshall and comedians Vic DiBitetto, Paul Lyons and Helen Hong

Saturday, October 23, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

With MC Host Steve Marshall and comedians Vic DiBitetto, Paul Lyons and Helen Hong

Saturday, October 23, 2010 at Pocono Palace Resort

With MC Host Carol Montgomery and comedians Richie Byrne, Al Ducharme and Dan Wilson

Big, dynamic, diverse, unforgettable comedy. Our guests don’t just come to be romanced, they come to be wowed. We don’t just bring you one night of laughter, we bring you a weekend. Come join us for unforgettable nights of non-stop laughter sure to wow you and your special someone!


Featured Performers


Host MC Steve Marshall
Have a fun, free-for-all with MC Steve Marshall, the not-so-well-behaved accountant, who has performed stand-up on NBC’s “Dare to Dream”, “Blind Date” and portrayed an anal bookkeeper in 79 one-minute commercials called “The Open Show” on CNBC.

Host MC Carole Montgomery
Don’t let her ivory girl looks fool you. This seasoned standup is full of off-color humor and attitude. She’s been making people laugh for over 25 years, appearing nationwide in comedy clubs, colleges and Las Vegas revues. Now a regular performer in New York City, Carole keeps them rolling in the aisles in venues like Dangerfield’s, the Laugh Factory, and reels them in with her one woman show “Tales of a PT&A Mom” at Gotham Comedy Club and the 45th St. Theatre.

Comedian Richie Byrne
With one of the highest laugh-per-minute counts in the business, Richie Byrne is a top requested comedian on the circuit today. A sharp New York observationalist with old-school storyteller charm, his personal stories about family and everyday experiences like going to the doctor are so relatable, his audiences can’t help but roar with laughter! Richie’s TV appearances include Comedy Central, VH1, “The Rosie O’Donnell Show” & “The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet.” He also dominates the stage at well-known clubs like Dangerfield’s and Carolines in Manhattan, Hilarities in Cleveland, and The Ice House in Pasadena.

Comedian Vic DiBitetto
A powerful performer, comedian Vic DiBitetto churns energy, honesty and humanity into nonstop laughter. His pace is frenetic and his material vivid and true—from his first words, to his famous, word-free, mannequin head encore, DiBitetto leaves his audience breathless with laughter.

Comedian Al Ducharme
For comedy that packs a powerful punch, Al Ducharme is your guy. He’s an international talent, entertaining audiences as far as Europe and Africa but you might best recognize him from his star appearances in television commercial work like Heineken Beer, Papa Gino’s, Ford Motor Co. and GTE and as the host of “Mission: Organization” and “Comedy Cooks” on HGTV. If you appreciate observational humor, comical characters and celebrity impressions Al’s act is one you won’t want to miss!

Comedian Helen Hong
Don’t let her “cute little Asian girl” demeanor fool you. Helen Hong’s comedy act is much more mischievous and naughty than nice. But her charming likeability will have you laughing at an eclectic variety of topics—everything from amorous trees to racist fashion labels. With a growing list of accolades, including semi-finalist finishes in the 2006 California’s Funniest Female Contest and the 2007 and 2008 NY’s Funniest Stand-Up Competitions, plus appearances on E!, TLC and ImaginAsian TV, Helen has become a rising star on the NY comedy scene.

Comedian Paul Lyons
Known for his zany clean but clever comedy, Paul Lyon makes it easy for audiences to chuckle at the bright side of life. Paul has brought his act cross-country to all of the 50 states, London and Sydney, Australia and over two dozen TV appearances since his start in the 1981 Taps film. His TV credits include Everybody Loves Raymond, Showtime’s: “Love at Stake,” and several Comedy Central promos. Paul’s life affirming wit and wisdom carry over into his inspiring, peculiar essays that regularly appear in Playgirl, TV Guide, and Details magazines.

Comedian Dan Wilson
With his intimate, comfortable comedic style, it’s easy to become relaxed and involved in San Francisco Bay Area-based comedian Dan Wilson’s interactive show. Based largely on everyday life and current world pop-culture events, audiences consistently find this performance to be a highly relatable experience. Dan has shared the stage with comedy greats like Robin Williams, Bobby Slayton, Jim Bruer, Robert Schimmel and Jay Mohr and is a regular at comedy clubs and colleges across the country. If you’re looking for belly laughs, this Killer Laughs Comedy and Improv Comedy Competition finalist delivers. Dan is your man!


What’s Included? Everything.


Sexy suites, many with in-suite pools and whirlpool baths
Unique dining experiencesStrip Night and Fat Paulie’s
Live nightly entertainment
New luxurious Blush Bed
Unlimited access to activities at all three resorts (Key Around Club)
Exclusive discounts on stockcar drives, canoeing, kayaking, white water rafting
Unlimited breakfast in our restaurant or your bed (or both)
Free tickets to big-name concerts and events
Free golf and other fun-filled activities
Discount coupons for outlet shopping
Tickets to the New York’s Funniest Comedy Club Comedians show



Don’t miss these great acts and special events!
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July

Pennsylvania 500 Race Fan Package

Pennsylvania 500 Race Fan Package

Heat up your summer with pulse-pounding raceway action, resort parties, dinners and more. All for one exceptional All-Inclusive value!

Friday, July 30–Sunday, August 1, 2010 at Paradise Stream Resort

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Souled Out

Souled Out

Bring the Sunshine of your Life to Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts for the Motown performance of a lifetime with Souled Out.

Friday, July 30, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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August

The Temptations

Temptations

The Rock and Roll Hall of Famers return for a night of Motown magic that will move your soul.

Sunday, August 1, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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Lonestar

Lonestar

From Texas to Music City…and now to the Pocono Mountains! Be here when this kicking country band brings their chart-topping singles into the Land of Love.

Thursday, August 12, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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Shania Twain Tribute

Shania Twain Tribute

Come pay tribute to the queen of country crossover. Free with your All-Inclusive stay!

Friday, August 13, 2010 at Paradise Stream Resort
Saturday, August 14, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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Denny More

Denny More, Hypnotist

Suites are selling fast. Don’t miss your chance to be under Denny’s spell.

Saturday, August 21, 2010 at Paradise Stream Resort

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Byrd Pressley Comedy Series

Byrd Pressley’s Comedy Series

A lineup of world-class stand-ups during this weekend long laugh-athon.

Friday, August 27, 2010 at Paradise Stream Resort
Saturday, August 28, 2010 at Pocono Palace Resort
Sunday, August 29, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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September

Kenny 'Babyface' Edmonds

Kenny “Babyface” Edmonds

An evening of sexy, smooth sweet love ballads and sweet ditties with an R&B and Pop icon.

Thursday, September 2, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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The Contours

The Contours

Bring back the memories of Motown with free tickets to The Contours.

Saturday, September 4, 2010 at Paradise Stream Resort

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Rick Larrimore: The Ultimate Tribute to Rod Stewart

Rick Larrimore—A Rod Stewart Tribute

If you love raspy Rod Stewart vocals, Rick’s ultimate tribute is sure to please!

Friday, September 10, 2010 at Paradise Stream Resort
Saturday, September 11, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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New York’s Funniest

Get free tickets to see comedy club comedians straight from NYC with your stay.

Friday, September 24, 2010 at Paradise Stream Resort
Saturday, September 25, 2010 at Cove Haven & Pocono Palace Resorts

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Last Comic Standing Live Tour

Last Comic Standing—It’s a laugh riot!

See the comics America votes the funniest in the world! Bring your love to this hilarious laugh fest.

Sunday, September 26, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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October

New York’s Funniest

Get free tickets to see comedy club comedians straight from NYC with your stay.

Friday, October 22, 2010 at Paradise Stream Resort
Saturday, October 23, 2010 at Cove Haven & Pocono Palace Resorts

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Fall Golf Tournament

Fall Golf Tournament

No entry fees, no greens fees, it’s all included in your stay along with a full schedule of events on and off the course. Limited suites available.

Tuesday, October 5–Friday, October 8, 2010 at Pocono Palace Resort

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Sinbad

Sinbad

Named to America’s 100 greatest stand-ups of all time by Comedy Central. Sinbad is back. Tickets to this legendary act are going fast. Book now!

Sunday, October 24, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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November

Brad Garrett

You can’t help but laugh along with this funny and loveable big brother!

Sunday, November 14, 2010 at Cove Haven Resort

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December

Holiday Extravaganza

Forever Lovers Holiday Extravaganza

Tis the season to be jolly! Book this festive getaway complete with cocktail parties, scavenger hunts, a decorating contest and more!

Friday, December 3–Sunday, December 5, 2010 at All Resorts

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Every Week

Steve Patient

Steve Patient

Don’t miss this act every Thursday. From juggling to trick roping, this high-energy comedic madman will have you marveling at his skills while questioning his sanity.

Every Thursday at Paradise Stream Resort.

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John Graham

John Graham

Make sure you stay Friday to see this show. Experience an evening of magic, mind reading and mayhem as this super magician makes his audience a part of his show.

Every Friday at Cove Haven Resort.

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Note for all Special Events and Entertainment:
A minimum stay may be required.

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